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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by overseasTOON, Feb 11, 2011.

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  1. SirBR

    SirBR Active Member

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    You like it all up front mate!!!!! <yikes>
     
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    SirBR, Feb 11, 2011
  2. SirBR

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    The ref was just a voyeur who liked to get involved every now and then
     
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    SirBR, Feb 11, 2011
  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Always like 4-1-2-1-2 mmmm
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Feb 11, 2011
  4. overseasTOON

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    It was a dogged performance...
     
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    overseasTOON, Feb 11, 2011
  5. Beatski

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    4-2-3-1
     
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    Beatski, Feb 11, 2011
  6. S.Taylors theatrical handballs

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    0-1-0

    tiote doesnt need team mates
     
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    S.Taylors theatrical handballs, Feb 11, 2011

  7. rokkudan

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    2-3-5

    no messing straight on the attack from all angles, lob it up the middle to the big man and bang, who needs build up play?
     
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    rokkudan, Feb 11, 2011
  8. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    This.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Feb 11, 2011
  9. overseasTOON

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    Solid base for forward momentum, girth in the middle and a penetrative attack.
     
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    overseasTOON, Feb 11, 2011
  10. Ain't milk brilliant

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    I like the idea of a good old fashioned gang bang so 11 V 11 will do. Last one standing, winner takes all!!
     
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  11. Wein14

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    You mean like the much loved playground game of 'Hackers Union'?
     
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    Wein14, Feb 11, 2011
  12. SirBR

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    You saying he is a solo man, a bit handy!!!!! Bit like a well know poster on here who loves Sky+
     
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    SirBR, Feb 11, 2011
  13. Pardew's Magical Notepad

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    Would prefer that if we're playing with no keepers we use the 11th man up front as well!!! 0-0-0-11 :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    Pardew's Magical Notepad, Feb 11, 2011
  14. rokkudan

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    Don't forget on the bench:

    1 Kitchen Roll
    2 Butt Plug
    3 Mouthwash
    4 Handcuff Keys (Richard Keys cheeky bro!)
    5 Twin sister
    6 Camera Phone
    7 Fanx Tara
     
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  15. Mod Face

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    I like a big man strong man up front who can hold up balls for a young, fit lad to finish the job. <ok>
     
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  16. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    The diamond all day long, Tiote in front of the back 4, Nolan behind the front 2, Barton and Benny out wide...Works perfectly on FIFA and looks slights like the vaginas we all drew on steamed up bus windows on our way to the local leisure centre on school swimming trips!!

    ..............Tiote................
    ............./......\................
    ............/........\...............
    Benny..(...........)..Barton...
    ...........\........./...............
    ............\......./................
    .............Nolan.................

    Uninformed steamy bus window fannys FTW!
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Feb 11, 2011
  17. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    As long as there are 11 Tiote's involved , it won't matter what formation we use.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Feb 11, 2011
  18. overseasTOON

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    Surely 11 Tiote's in close proximity would rip apart the space/time continuum and destroy the universe.
     
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    overseasTOON, Feb 11, 2011
  19. Agent Bruce

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    You being the young fit lad MF?
     
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  20. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    He may be an animal on and off the pitch , but I can assure you he is a very gentle lover.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Feb 11, 2011
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