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Joelinton is CRAP

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Hugh Briss, Oct 28, 2019.

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  1. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    produces a low-budget movie?
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    Honestly he's going to score
     
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  3. Hugh Briss

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    Drugs?
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    No he's going to cut in from the left and slot one home into the right corner
     
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    Toonitus, Nov 27, 2020
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  5. Hugh Briss

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    That seems like a very specific bet to explain to the Bookmaker...
     
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    Hugh Briss, Nov 27, 2020
  6. Toonitus

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    Make that the bottom right
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Big Joe to tear them a new one tonight. Unstoppable.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 27, 2020
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  8. Welshie

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    Wilson will be coming on in crutches
     
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  9. Ben 10

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    Still be more useful than Joelinton
     
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  10. Toonitus

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    Honestly jus wait you'll all be eating humble pie in a few hours
     
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  11. Ben 10

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    Where has he suddenly gained this ability to play football?
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    Honestly he's going to cut in from the left and place one in the right hand corner
     
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    Toonitus, Nov 27, 2020
  13. Judge Death

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    Keyworkers?
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Joelinton reminds me of that lad who can’t play football but comes on and runs around a lot and keeps scuffing shots abs misplacing passes.
     
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  15. Toonitus

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    Cough
     
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  16. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    That the pie you are choking on?

    Never once saw him cut inside from the left and place it in the bottom right.

    What a **** footballer.
     
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  17. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    He’s getting the assist. But the second was an own goal. I’m not having that.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Nov 28, 2020
  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    The assist was quality.
    Yes it was a deflected goal but he was there in the right position. Keeps doing that and he'll score far more.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Nov 28, 2020
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  19. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Oh and Joelinton has scored more goals and created same amount of assists than ASM this season.......
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Nov 28, 2020
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  20. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I guess the difference is the effort. Joe works hard but is very basic. That’s better than having oodles of quality and being either lazy, in a huff or plain trying to do to much.

    In all seriousness we have a very unbalanced side.
     
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