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  1. Tobes

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    This is the first place I’d think of if I needed medical advice.

    p.s. buy some Lactulose & double dose lol.
     
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    I'm glad that I don't currently live within a mile radius of Bobby (mask emoji)
     
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    excuse me Dr Solid correctly diagnosed Libby and even told him what the hospital would do to remedy his complaint .
    private consultations are available by appointment for a standard fee of £75.00 per hour .
     
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  4. Solid_Air 2

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    I really really wouldn't if he suspects he has a bowel obstruction ,
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Just been down the beach.

    Golden hour


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  6. Libby

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    I don't know it wasn't that which was immediately noticeable.

    Get yourself some **** lager and a bag of gear, medical attention can wait.
     
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    lol, never had gear before and i don't plan on starting now.

    Just had some constant stomach pains that's kept me up since 5am this morning and tried to throw up twice with nothing coming out and not really eaten.

    managed to drop one though and forced a banana down without throwing up some black stuff since my message so i assume i don't have what you have
     
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  8. Libby

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    I'm still getting some problems with swallowing and gastric pain. Can't get myself off of omeprazole at the minute which is a worry.
     
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  9. Solid_Air 2

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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Bobby shoving banana’s down his fart pipe to unclog the blockage, 2020 just keeps getting grimmer by the day.
     
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    Bobby needs more fibre in his diet.

    Less pork balls, more bird seed.
     
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  14. Solid_Air 2

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    better safe than sorry .<whistle>
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Anybody ever eaten too many cashews? I did once and it was like trying to birth Frank Bruno’s arm.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Or a ginges curry.
     
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  17. Tobes

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    Lovely misty morning here today

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  18. PINKIE

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    Nice.

    Where abouts in the country are you fella ?
     
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    Yaarkshire mate. That pic is the view out of an upstairs front window.
     
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    Lovely mate. Looks like you're in a nice rural location too. Love Yorkshire, my Grandad was from a place called Sherburn near Malton. So we used to spend a lot of childhood holidays up there. Remember those sorts of crisp mornings walking the dog with my old man and my Grandad.
     
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