I can assure you, I'm not ever going to be trying that. I haven't got any piercings, tattoos or anything like that. I don't like needles. I can take an injection, if it's going to make me feel better though.
Not really, I went with the trends, when I was younger, new romantics, goths, I loved the make up! Got into the acid house stuff, then listened to Stereolab and other post modern stuff in the 90s, High Llamas Broadcast etc;
I would have loved to have been a screenwriter, for Carry on type films. I think I'm quite good at double entendres, euphemisms and the like.
Yeh I have noticed tbf And women are so much better at it. On the Carry Ons, I always liked the "All asses must be shown." "Where's the foreman?" "He's gone for a P"
Sadly there isn't a place for it anymore. You can pretty much say anything, these days and there's no need for satire. I do love modern comedy too, J C Reilly, Will Ferrell, that group of guys are v funny. I absolutely adore Napoleon Dynamite, we need more of that.