10 years ago I went to the opticians for an eye test. He asked me to look into this big machine & tell him what I could see. I said "I can see a fella eating a bat, closed pubs & everyone seems to be wearing face masks" The optician said that I didn't need glasses 'cos I had 2020 vision !
I was sitting on the bed the other night pulling off my boxers when my wife turned around and said to me - "you don't half spoil those dogs"
must be the milkmans cos i swear none of them has his genes, good job he hasnt had a dna test on them..