Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

You know you’re having a bad day when Danny Welbeck nets against you.

I see Barkley’s pinged his hammy, last time he did that was with us, and he was out for nearly a year.

 

Exactly. Howe’s sides can’t defend for ****. Albeit he could have a Bob Martin type first season at Everton, with them, as the defensive drilling is already there, and it’d take a season to wear off.

My personal choice for them would be Pulis.

 

We can't defend now.

Do you watch us?

 

Bruce was an incredibly unambitious appointment. Fairly safe, but utterly dull and short-term.
Howe would be slightly more risky, but a lot more interesting and entertaining.

 

Just took over at Sheffield Wednesday.

 

Conceded less than Liverpool so far

 

We don't defend.

Our goalkeepers save more shots than any other keepers in the league.

We have a negative goal difference of -5.

And as you only want the worst for us, I'm sure you'd suggest Pulis.

 

That’s a shame.

 

Never mind mate.

Do you want a hug?

 

Another Everton mask falls away and lands on the floor.

Proper bitter bunch

 

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You can see why Ashley wanted a low risk option as he's had plans to sell, so it makes sense in that respect. But yeah it's totally uninspiring for the fans.

 

Bitter?

About what mate?

Have a good cry and let it all out mate, I’m here for you bro.

 

We aren't going to be sold, if the takeover happened when it was meant too, I reckon he would have left in a good position.

Unfortunately for all parties, he has been forced to remain longer than expected and we just aren't performing.

 

Ye whinin cos we beat you and we're ****. That's a fact.

Bruce even outsmarted ye Don.

Anyway we're done now

 

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We offered him the job before Bruce too

 

I was right