Off Topic The Burly Arms

Pic won't post can't be arsed to sort it out.

 

her face is nice, her body is like dianne abbotts. It's a no

 

She’s got an arse the size of a bus. She’d need a fella with a big fat schlong to satisfy that.

I can see why you’re out bro.

 

She’s a midget with an arse like a rhino ffs.

 

You say that like it’s a bad thing mate

 

You can stick your cock in the exhaust of a Ford Ka for what I imagine would be a similar experience.

 

Why did I bother watching that? I was hoping the car fell on him.

 

unless you were built like eddie hall bro, i don't care how big your schlong is, you're getting crushed

 

It’d be worth it

 

Boris backing the bully.

the independent adjudicator on ministerial Standards has resigned.

what a **** show.

(she’s still a wid)

 

She was guilty of breaking the ministerial code (for the 2nd time btw) concludes the independent Govt adjudicator on the ministerial code.

It’s fine, she didn’t mean it lads, nothing to so see here move on, says Johnson.

This is where we are now. I despair, i genuinely despair.

 

If that had been some nobody junior minister he would have booted them out without a second thought.

But his Brexit buddy gets off scott free

pack of ****s

 

Eating a bag of fish and chips Flavoured crisps, my fingers smell like I've just fisted Vanessa Feltz.

 

Arse or gash?

 

I’d imagine her’s sort of just merges into one big slurry pit at some point.

 

It’s Matthews’s birthday

drop him your well wishes guise

let’s do it PL board style

https://www.not606.com/threads/happy-birthday-matt.388148/#post-14329738

 

What, like, it's not really his birthday, he's making it up!

 

Both.

 

Hopefully @Commachio sees this after a few bevs