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  1. DMD

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    I reckon it could function as one at least.
     
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  2. Ernie Shackleton

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    There are 3 types of people in this world.

    Those who understand quantum physics

    Those who do not understand quantum physics.

    And those who both simultaneously do and do not understand quantum physics.





    Rolling in the ****ing aisles.


    Or not.


    Or both.





    Q: How many quantum physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: One.


    That's two to change the bulb and the third one to normalise the particle wave signature.





    I'm here all week.

    Or I'm not.

    Or I am and I aren't at the same time.
     
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  3. tigerscanada

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    It's only funny if you differentiate between the cat and the mouse. Why he didn't integrate the mouse into the equation remains a black hole, with an inevitable event horizon.
     
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  4. DMD

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    Ah, but if he used both, the cat would make sure the mouse was part of a division.
     
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  5. tigerscanada

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    Now my brane hurts. :emoticon-0125-mmm:
     
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    Your jokes are both unfunny and funny.
     
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    Not sure whether that's complimentary or uncomplimentary??:emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  9. Chazz Rheinhold

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    BBC Radio 1 BANS presenters from playing uncensored version of Christmas favourite Fairytale of New York because of its 'offensive language'

    oh FFS this ****ing world has gone mental
     
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  10. DMD

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. originallambrettaman

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    Bit of an exaggeration on this story, there's always been a radio edit available (recorded at the same time) that says 'haggard' instead of 'faggot', I doubt would even notice which version was being played. Radio One has decided to play the edit due to the amount of kids who listen, Radio Two and Six will still play the most well known version.

     
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    Olivers Army by Elvis Costello also has an edit but some radio stations just omit the full verse.
     
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  13. Chazz Rheinhold

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    I know Mersey Thames and the Tyne!!! Ffs no humber or Hull
    Disgusting and rightly not played
     
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    Only takes one itchy trigger....
     
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    Saw Elvis at Brid Spa he swapped Humber for Thames
     
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    I notice Fox doesn’t get much action on Gogglebox these days. Think I’ve discovered why!
     
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  18. DMD

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    I thought the reasons why were well known, but I'll not explain as I'd prefer to not break the no politics rule. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Tell me about. My mate Person Personperson was forced to change his name from Guy Chapman.
     
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