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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Waking up after a Buckfast binge with cold chips scattered around you and a sore arse does not mean you were abducted by aliens. The fact that you keep going back to the same club and the same thing happens to you is not proof of extra terrestrials, you just like being bummed but are too ashamed to admit it.
     
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    #catslivesmatter
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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    He should have got 6 months for all of the cat's lives.
     
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    You stick to ****ing into your husband's soiled skid marked boxers, there's a good chap.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    My personal favourite...

    "Here, taste this, it's awful"
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The law is a bit odd. If you hit and injure/kill a dog with your car you have to report it to the cops. If you hit a cat you don't have to report it.

    So am told.
     
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    Aha! The Crazed Cat Killer of Caledonia reveals himself
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's more of a hobby, really.
     
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    They're just so ****ing kickable, aren't they? Something about the way they stand, side-on, and that ugly feline frame appears like a teed rugby ball ready for a punt into next door's garden
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I dropped kicked one over a fence once, when the wee basturt bit me. After I'd fed the ****er too.
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <laugh>
     
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    You are correct . It's because they are classed as Feral .

    It is said that you never own a cat , which is rubbish IF you really care for them .
     
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