Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

did he have laughing gas for the op.

 

**** me you’re dull.

Even your wum attempts are coma inducing.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/top-scorers

 

I know there's still 4 years to go with our bet, but nufc are currently only 2 points off the top 4

 

Take out the penalties and he’s scored the same number as Mane & Salah combined.

...best not mention the goal stats of their number 9 like....

 

If you could lose Friday though that'd be great. Be nice to see us top of the premier league, even if only for one night.

 

Put the crack pipe down mate.

 

Arsenal cppying city's policy of fouling in your own half to avoid break aways and bookings but ref read the plan so waving cards around

 

in Jan will have new owners

 

****. That’s like any Everton fan thinking we would win the league after being top in October.
End of season is when it counts. City have a game in hand, would go above us I think.

 

I'm taking the piss mate

 

How come all the Liverpool ones are bald, boring or more Scouse than all of the Beatles.

 

This is pretty dire so far.

 

it's as expected from these two bottom half clubs

 

3/8 of his goals were against a 10-man West Brom. Let's see where he is at the end of the season.

Avatar bet on whether DCL gets the Golden Boot @Tobes ?