Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Two poor results in a row for Everton. Pressure on now to prove they have something about them and are not destined for another season of mid table.

 

Don’t be like that, mate.

 

I find that disrespectful to the deceased tbh.

#ripvvd

 

Save me a place st the table of "**** football" ... will need it later

 

I’m keeping out of this.

Tobias will be hurting and looking for some poor schmuck to pistol-whip with his Luger. No way am I wumming at a time like this.

 

Not only a blatant foul, but one that van Dickhead lied about.

 

Relax, yeah.

We’ve got this one in the bag.

I’m quietly confident that we’ll get three goals.

 

Why are the spuds crying about pens from yesteryear.

Bit odd



Oh... astro

 

Love it when you jinx your own team.

Deffo missed that **** a lot, good to have you back bru

 

But it lets you pretend DCL wasn't complete garbage

 

That will sting Sucky bad.

 

I’m chuckling at how much RCL will lose his **** when he reads my comment.

 

Astro skull fuking you with no rubber again I see.

Dont mind me mate carry on

 

Clear pen
Don’t worry Don Carlo will still be blaming the VVD incident

 

Did your stream go down before he scored like?

@Hoddle is a god you’re safe here mate.

*polishes Luger*

 

Now all that awaits is our takeover announcement

 

That's why I said the goal papered over the rest of the performance.

You're quick enough to slag off Iwobi, which is fine, but he put it on a plate for DCL when it was still early enough in the game to actually matter and DCL #bottledit