Who remembers these? Back in the days of tanners and bobs. When Mothers had patience and Fathers had jobs. When football team families wore hand me down shoes and T.V gave only two channels to choose. Back in the days of threepenny bits. when schools employed nurses to search for your nits. When snowballs were harmless; ice slides were permitted and all of your jumpers were warm and hand knitted. Back in the days of hot ginger beers, when children remained so for more than six years. When children respected what older folks said and pot was a thing you kept under your bed. Back in the days of Listen with Mother. when neighbours were friendly and talked to each other. When cars were so rare you could play in the street. When Doctors made house calls and Police walked the beat. Back in the days of Milligan’s Goons. when butter was butter and songs all had tunes. It was dumplings for dinner and trifle for tea, and your annual break was a day by the sea. Back in the days of Dixon’s Dock Green. Crackerjack pens and Lyons ice cream. When children could freely wear National Health glasses and teachers all stood at the FRONT of their classes. Back in the days of rocking and reeling, when mobiles were things that you hung from the ceiling. When woodwork and pottery got taught in schools and everyone dreamt of a win on the pools. I can’t help but smile for the fun that I had. Hopscotch and roller skates; snowballs to lob. Back in the days of tanners and bobs.
You're a sentimental old git, Tam, and you're turning into ****ing Pam Ayres. Nothing wrong with either of those, of course, and your elegy is moving and well-crafted. But - on behalf of the 1930s generation - let me leave you with two words that evoke the Good Old Days: Tuberculosis Dentistry
Rainer, of course I’m a sentimental old git- and you’re right about TB and dentistry. But that’s only two debits against all the credits. Thank God for humour- at anytime.
