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  1. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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  4. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    So what if I can't spell armageddon?

    It's not like it’s the end of the world.
     
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  5. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    My grandma is 80% Irish.

    People call her Iris.
     
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  6. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Two antennas got married...

    The ceremony was ok, but the reception was excellent.
     
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    I accidentally left my phone in the freezer once...
    ...the amount of cold calls I got was ridiculous!
     
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  8. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Sean Connery has died. :(

    RIP
     
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    I guess they got a frosty reception.
     
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    Oh no! RIP :(
     
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  11. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Shome mishtake shurely? :(

    RIP Sean, the one and only Bond. <rose>
     
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  12. saintrichie123

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    By far my favourite Bond .....RIP :(
     
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    RIP .

    The best bond , and lovely bank account living in Switzerland.
     
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    Donald Trump being likened to a pumpkin.
    Orange on the outside.
    Hollow on the inside.
    Should be thrown out in November.
     
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  15. San Tejón

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    An ex offender approaches a yacht, in the harbour, seeking employment.
    The yacht owner, having a bit of a naughty history himself, and against his captain’s advice, decides to give him a chance.
    He gives him the job of mopping the decks, keeping them clean and dry.
    One week into a trip, with the captain watching his every move, but not being able to find fault with his work, a storm brews up.
    With waves crashing onto the decks, the ex offender is dashing around trying to remove the water from the decks, until a bigger wave arrives and sweeps him overboard.
    The captain of the yacht rushes to the yacht owner and says
    “You know the ex offender, who you trusted with a job? He’s just pissed off with the mop.”
     
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    RIP Sean

    Saint Peter will meet him at the Pearly Gates and say 'Ah good evening Mr Bond I've been expecting you '
     
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    I think he is expecting us all. Some sooner than others and some that he wasn't expecting just yet. I bet he's ****ing mad with Johnson et al and that mad bastard across the Atlantic.
     
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    Does anyone remember the joke I told about my spine? It was about a weak back
     
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    What's the Difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you'll seen later and one you'll see in a while.
     
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