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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Sheikh_of_Araby, Oct 31, 2020.

  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    So she can fly to UK and wash my car then?
     
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  2. Delusional Full Stop

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    You mean like Chippy? I've heard lots of people describe him as being "special".
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    Good point, I could have gone for 'BigmACS' as that definitely includes a special character.
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Thank you.

    I hope your treatment is on course to be successful?
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    <laugh>

    If she has read that she'd be on a plane to Jakarta lockdown or no lockdown to lamp you <laugh>
     
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  6. JakartaToon

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    If you are willing to bring it up North .... and pay. Of course.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    Yep, all good so far cheers. <ok>
    Had chemo and surgery but no more planned treatment, for now.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    What, my BigMac?
     
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    It wouldn't be so bad but you were supposed to have liposuction!!

    Good luck on the recovery mate.
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    They didn't have enough equipment (or staff) to do the liposuction.
     
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  11. jimileysbaldhead

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    Good luck on your recovery Obi, onwards and upwards mate...<ok>
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    BoJo news conference at 4pm today. :bandit:
     
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  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Hopefully to say it's all a joke and we can now laugh again.
     
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  15. Doc.

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    This disease is never going to go away
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    So Ashley isn't selling? <wah><wah>
     
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    Ashley 19
     
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    Are they gonna use this lockdown to come up with a test that actual tells us if people have COVID? Rather than this farcical PCR test with all its false positives which is presenting a false picture so we actually don't know what the current situation is? I mean it could be a whole lot better than we think (more than likely) or conversely a whole lot worse (kinda of a problem)
    Are they then gonna actually have a functional track and trace system based on the new accurate testing?
    Are they then gonna sort out their statisticians and get them record cases and deaths accurately? You know just so we have an accurate picture to make informed decisions, rather double counting cases based on their dodgy test, and recording deaths as COVID which blatantly are not.
    Are they gonna get back to some decent media reporting rather than fear campaign currently in operation?
    Are they going to only engage experts without a conflict of interest and divvy up contracts honestly rather than to their mates?

    Never has there been such a requirement for honesty, transparency and accuracy.

    Or we just cracking like a bunch of ****wits?

    The problem is not one of compliance among the people. The problem is when you:
    • Use inaccurate tests
    • Continually lie and move the goalposts
    • Put out confusing messages weekly
    • Seek to profit from the situation with serious conflicts of interest (see contracts handed out during this lockdown, Patrick Vallance holding 600K in shares in the vaccine, yet an adviser)
    • Make mind boggling poor decision like putting untested, some with covid symptoms from the hospitals to the care homes - incompetence that in normal circumstances would result in a full investigation into the loss of life
    • Claim to follow WHO advice, only to change when they no longer like it. Claim to be following scientists advice. But then continually change who is advising them.
    • Run your NHS into the ground for years and then use its lack of preparedness as an excuse
    • Tell everyone to get out and mix, only to rap their knuckles weeks later
    The list is endless why we are where we are. Sorry but trying to claim this is down to kids going back to school, people not following rules, or any other reason is just hiding from the real problem here. If you want people to comply, give them something to feel confidence in by being organised, accurate and honest. Otherwise reap what you ****ing sow!
     
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  19. Doc.

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    No way anyone's Reading all that
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    All I know is that hospitality is not to blame.

    Schools and universities are an issue.

    Sadly main issues are:

    1) the government who are more interested in making themselves and their cronies money

    2 50% of British inhabitants are me, me, me and **** everyone else.

    People should not need incentives.
     
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