Toon vs Everton

3 big players missing for them

 

They have a brilliant manager though

 

They've still got a better side, but those 3 missing really is a huge boost for us.

 

It's the mushrooms

 

Coleman still out too

 

Funny name for haemorrhoids

 

Aye...there's not mushroom in my Y fronts.

 

Only if you have piles of them

 

There's a button mushroom in Albert's.

 

That's obviously blown up and not to size.

 

It's actually a chefs hat

 

Well yes of course, no point at all in posting it in actual size.

 

But what about Sunday?

 

So they've got a few injuries and we are without Captain Fistshismum

I'd say that gives us a real opportunity to do them over tomorrow.

And, Bruce will find a way to **** it up I'm sure. Make no mistake.

 

I can’t see us winning as they have better players all over the pitch bar goalkeeper. Even with the injuries they have.

It does remove an excuse for Bruce mind. Can’t blame injuries this week.

But he can blame Boris Johnson.

 

that reminds me of the time your lass slurped my Spanish sausage. Well, she made me pop your matador costume on and say ‘old’ a lot. She gave me the horn that night.

 

I’m still doing a double on us and manu.

 

I've £500 on us both to win 3-1..

 

Surely Bruce goes for this game and try’s to win?

 

Very brave.