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    BREAKING NEWS: Seven dinghies packed with refugees arrived on a beach at Weston-Super-Mare this morning. Government sources said they are being returned to Wales immediately.
     
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    This is an urgent appeal on behalf of this hungry father & son who, like millions of others, are living on the benefits breadline.
    Just £3 a month will help buy them the food they so desperately need to see them through the school holidays.
    If you can help, text EAT to 830059.


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    My wife says she is leaving me because she thinks I'm obsessed with astronomy...........



    What planet is she on?
     
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    I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on just watching her eating a banana...



    Now after ten years of marriage, I only get aroused if she starts choking on it!
     
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    I went by the house where I grew up today and asked to go in to look around, but they said no and shut the door in my face...



    My parents can be so rude!
     
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    If anyone wants to come and talk to me about my shoddy joinery work...

    My door is always open.
     
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    Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?
     
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    Classic stuff.
     
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