My wife left me because of my obsession with Elton John, AND she took all the chairs with her. I'm still standing
Woman goes into the opticians and says "I am returning the glasses I bought for my husband." "Why ever are you doing that ?" asked the receptionist. She replied "He is still not seeing things my way !"
My wife and I decided that we didn't want children....so if any of you are interested we have a boy aged 6 and a girl aged 3.