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    Sound is required !!
     
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    My wife left me because of my obsession with Elton John, AND she took all the chairs with her.

    I'm still standing
     
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    The dumb things Americans say on the internet.
     
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    Woman goes into the opticians and says "I am returning the glasses I bought for my husband."

    "Why ever are you doing that ?" asked the receptionist.

    She replied "He is still not seeing things my way !"
     
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    My wife and I decided that we didn't want children....so if any of you are interested we have a boy aged 6 and a girl aged 3.
     
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    Someone threw a bottle of Omega capsules at me.

    Luckily my injuries are only Super Fish Oil.
     
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