Classic Steve Bruce excuses

My favourite when we lose is "we played Rafa's system".

 

Make no mistake they're a very very good side

 

We'll be fine if we roll our sleeves up

 

We’re playing in short sleeved shirts today...

 

Turn them into vests

You can get out with that defeatist mentality!

 

Should have placed a bet on this

 

Just seen the best comment about Bruce.

The episode In the simpsons where homer becomes a boxer and all he does is stand there until the opponent tires themselves out before a soft punch knocks them out

 

Yeah Dredryck Tatum

 

Did Brucie in his interview just say as a compliment that Murphy was always the last one ON the pitch in training??

 

He doesn’t realise the negative impact his dumb ass comments have on team morale.

 

Hes a lucky ****er.

 

"MAYKE NO MISTAYKE"

is his ****ing slogan init

 

Yes and but

 

https://www.skysports.com/football/...r-steve-bruce-but-is-that-enough-for-the-fans

A good read highlighting all the negative **** the Steve Bruce dishes up.

 

So is Steve going to get lucky again today. Play a bizarre team and sit and defend for 90 minutes.

He’s already been overly nice about Everton. Sucking up to them (as he does every week with the opposition).

 

"We aren't going to score two or three goals every week," Steve Bruce said. "We would love to. Don't get me wrong, we would love to be the Entertainers again but it's just not possible so we have to get that balance right."

No **** Sherlock. But we don’t have to go the complete polar opposite.

 

Steve Bruce on Carlo Ancelotti: "The way he manages, the success he's had, I'm a huge admirer. He's got a quiet calmness about him which just shows you there's different ways to manage. I read his book, which is a good read as well."

Ah classic Steve. All nicey nicey to the opposition manager (again). Your trying to take 3 points off him you stupid twat stop being nice.

And wtf you read his book, was that to try and learn what to ****ing do?

 

I think it's important that you've got the ability to change. We had to be better defensively. We'd been too open and had too many chances created against us. The key to it is getting the balance right and still being a threat the other way.

Steve do you even watch us play mate? What is this balance you talk about. We defend defend defend. We don’t attack. You couldn’t get any more unbalanced you porker!

 

https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/clubs/ontarget_scoring_att

God if you look at all our stats we are moon bottom of all the positive ones.

 

Wooo Bruce Ball!