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  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Ok . I’m now getting fed up of the rain .
     
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    Beautiful clear skies here... heavy rain yesterday evening and during the night. Now cleared. Maybe this will be the pattern down there
     
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    I was at a couples’ conference when the speaker mentioned that 85% of couples are so disconnected that the husbands don’t know their wives favourite flower.

    I turned to my wife and whispered,

    “It’s self-raising isn’t it?”
     
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    we have had beautiful clear skies , but also torrential rain . Got a leak in the conservatory roof now as well .
     
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    My conservatory is my office and it always leaks with the really heavy rain. Gets in behind the “lead” (probably not lead these days) trim against the brickwork.

    I have to be careful where I hang my Kylie calendar
     
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    This is from a upvc join .
     
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    Can’t have Kylie getting moist, eh? :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    That plastics stuff is crap; just chuck it in the ocean...
     
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    Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
    It's OK he woke up
     
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    First woman on the moon: "Houston......we have a problem!"

    Houston "Reading you"

    FwoM: "Houston.....we have a problem....are you receiving?"

    H. "Affirmative...stay calm....what's the problem....over"

    "Don't bother"

    "Please report problem....over"

    "You should know what it is ....anyway it's too late"

    "This is Mission Control...please explain problem .....we can assist"

    "You obviously can't be bothered....it's always the same....I don't want to talk about it any more....over and out"
     
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    Reports of Nice terror attack grow ever more gruesome: death toll now said by police to be three, including two beheadings, one a woman.
    :(
     
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    Someone threw a bottle of Omega capsules at me.

    Luckily my injuries are only Super Fish Oil.
     
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    :(
     
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    My wife says she’s leaving me because she thinks I’m obsessed with astronomy.

    What planet is she on?
     
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