Reminds me of our stock family tradition when writing postcards ‘weather is here, wish you were nice’
I hate marriage counselling. The Wife bought up my premature ejaculation. Said it was getting on her tits.
That's no joke, Makem, if she drinks all that coke she's going to put on a lot of weight and have bad teeth.
Lee Mack was standing in as team captain on 8 out of ten cats does countdown. Jimmy Carr is the host if you haven't watched it. Jimmy - "Lee, if you could have anyone as a partner on the show who would you choose?" Lee - "Can I pick anyone from history?" Jimmy - "yeah." Lee - "Sean McKenzie. He used to sit behind me in history." Comedy gold!