That would never get the Hollywood handshake but it gets the Confucius virtual one Pru Leith would turn in her gravy
We should have a culinary protest thread, pretty certain there's some very creative and inventive folk on here that could put my effort to shame.
I'll have a think and see what I can come up with, think the thing I'll struggle with most is how to upload the picture when I done it
Just let me know when you're ready mate, I'll tell you how to post it. It's much more simple than over the road re putting pictures up.