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  1. GroveRanger

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    https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/depraved-dog-sex-beast-intercourse-22872023

    A 'depraved' man who had sex with his pet chickens while his wife filmed him has been jailed for three years.
    Rehan Baig, 37, was sentenced at     Bradford Crown Court after pleading guilty to offences including having intercourse with chickens, possessing images of himself and his wife engaging in sex acts with a dog and making indecent images of children.

    OOOOOFFTT!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

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    This planet is utterly ****ed!!

    Humanoids need wiped out.
     
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  3. monacoger

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    Absolutely fowl.
     
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  4. As We Know

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  5. stopmeandslapme

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    I’m having jerk chicken with rice and peas tonight
     
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  6. DMD

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    She clearly egged him on.

    I wonder how they got round to the conversation where he asked her to film him **** chickens and dogs? Then again, maybe it was her with a fetish for voyeurism.

    'Honest love, this really is the dogging that they're all in to.
     
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    Kentucky ****ed Chicken
     
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  8. DMD

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    I always wondered why Bradford City were nicknamed the Bantams. Cock o' the north or what?
     
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  9. Easter Road 1980

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    Are Liverpool planning a minutes silence for the sodomised chickens?
     
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  10. Toby

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    You can't sodomise a chicken <ok>
     
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  11. DMD

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    Apparently he tried ****ing ducks, but he just felt down all the time.

    :emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0169-dance
     
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    You got me Googling "Does a chicken have an anus?". Cops will probably kick my door in tomorrow morning.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  15. Toby

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    Everyone knows that chicken, like all birds, poop and make babies out the same hole. You learn it when you're a kid ffs.

    Starting to worry Ciaran might be right about the skools here...
     
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    Never thought about it and can't recall it being covered at school.
     
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    No boneless box for those chickens.
     
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  18. monacoger

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    How is your bird anyway?
     
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  19. DMD

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    I bet his work mates are having a rethink about the tales of his wife filming him shagging another bird.

    Never mind how happy they were with all the free eggs.
     
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    Mostly legs, not much breast.
     
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