Coronavirus

I went in a Starbucks just off a Piccadilly the other day. They asked if I was going to have my coffee inside, to log on to the free WiFi, which would apparently register me to be traced if required.

I have absolutely zero confidence in any of these measures working in the way they should. I used the WiFi anyway, as no password needed, so ****it, why not?

 

I had it, binned it after 3 days, it was eating the crap out of my battery

 

I just went to set it up and it wants location and Bluetooth on all the time. My phone will last half a day tops. Which then makes the app useless.

 

Which one ?

 

That's the problem mate.

 

There is no support for check-out process only check-in. You're officially at the last place you visited until midnight.

 

The whole midnight thing reminds me of Gremlins.

What happens if they close 6pm?

What happens if you go in, then leave, then go back in again later?

And what happens if someone splashes you with water?

 

Go directly to Jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200

 

2 week lockdown for Wales starting Friday.

 

put in a beer order now .

 

I did wonder if this was coming for the whole of the UK. I seriously think this has been done in Wales, aside from just half-term but to prevent Halloween and Guy Fawkes gatherings, I think it's not being lifted until the 9th November.

 

Had hoped outdoor activities would slip though but seemingly not. So, kids are literally house bound.

Great plan that. Drakeford just has to do something different, the senile old ****.


Anyway, NHS and all that so the line must be toed.

 

You got plenty of IPA in ?

 

Have they not invented chargers in Wales yet?

I downloaded it and have it on and scanning. They probably think the GPS on my phone is ****ed.

The Indonesian App is much better - tells me how many people are positive in the area I am in, how many are in hospital and how many have died etc and how many I have been in close contact with. Even includes useful information like burial procedures.

 

Can't be arsed charging my phone all the time I expect it to last all day.

 

Vast swathes of the North getting bent over and shafted by the same Tories they all put their faith in a few months ago.

Who’d have thunk it ?

 

If Wales is in lock down what stops them wandering down the road into England for a Pint?

 

Hopefully we put signs up, telling the Welsh to **** off

 

Watch the right wing press launch a character assassination on Andy Burnham
and start blaming him for ‘putting lives at risk’