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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    A MOM was mortified after discovering her daughter had been taking LUBE to school to use as hand sanitizer. Louise Hosie, from Livingston in Scotland, was stunned to find the Ann Summers bottle in her little girl's jacket pocket.

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    Rashford renews calls to end Child Hunger .

    Well eat more of them then !
     
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  3. Saf

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    Mortified so she went to the press...

    Wid
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    Catching up on bake off

    Chocolate week
     
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    ****! I thought you were male,my bad.
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    I’m saying nothing. <laugh>
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Here atm. Only a foot or two of swell. Gonna wait for the push and jump in.



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    Where's the Mersey Tunnel?
     
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    Merseyside mate.

    How you doin big man?
    All good I hope.
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Somewhere oop north iirc.
     
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    Oh I'm ok . Eyes wearing a bit.Bloody computer! Wife out of hospital after two months. It's hell I tell you.
    I watched City v Arsenal. Talk about putting one to sleep. It was agony watching that one!!!! Hope Spurs make my day tomorrow!?
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Hope wife is okay mate. Presumably it's good news she's out of hospital.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Glad to hear your missus is out of Hospital mate.

    Hoping Spurs make my day tomorrow too ;)
     
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    Doing good. Can't walk,but no more hospital (please.!) Thank you both!
     
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    Must have been hard mate. Assuming you couldn’t visit her?
    All the best.
     
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    She was in 3 hospitals. One after the other. The first one only two were allowed but not at the same time. The next one,only I was allowed to visit,no one else. The last one R & R.No one was allowed until a week before she came home.
    Must be awful if someone in one's family is about to pass away and you can't visit them!!!!?
     
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    cant even begin to imagine how tough that must be. Heartbreaking.

    glad your lady is back with you fella
     
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    Thank you. She was very lucky. She was sedated for the first two week,breathing and heart problems. She had a tube in her throat to help her breathe and a tube in her stomach to help her eat. I think the hospital staffs were fantastic especially with having to deal with the Corona-virus as well.
     
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    Sounds very scary that mate. I can only imagine what you and your family have been though

    God bless you all my friend.
     
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