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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. duggie2000

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  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Tubby Johnson is beginning to look like Patrick Moore.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    Patrick Moore when he was alive, sadly.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Eric Le Merde

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    I don't live in the UK but I must admit that I have no idea what Johnson is doing.

    Oh look we've got a problem everybody stay home
    Looks like we are losing the battle
    Oh sh!t I've got it
    All clap the nurses
    Glad that's over
    Open the Pubs
    Lets go away on holiday
    send the kids back
    Oh Sh!t I didn't expect that to happen
    Need to close things down, but only some parts
    I hope that works

    It doesn't seem very thought through but perhaps I'm missing something.
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    State of the art, world leading, track and trace capability, possibly?
     
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    Surely people will just remove the app from their device?
     
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  10. Solid Air 2

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  11. brb

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    But surely though some of that information would have come from the app, no?
     
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    Was it always going to be the case
     
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    No idea, but I defo will not be dowloading the app now. Not that I wouldn't self-isolate but just out of principle. Aber will love this story.
     
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  14. Solid Air 2

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    no it comes from the test request and then the result which will be recorded on an Excel spreadsheet :bandit: .
    They could be lying about the app data not recording who you are but i doubt that as they are using apple & google approved tech .
     
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    So if I downloaded the app and I reported via it I have covid, I'm declaring information that could be passed to the police surely?

    So in my head I'm thinking, I could decide not to download the app, because I don't want coppers knocking on my door checking that i'm self-isolating. Not that I wouldn't be, but it's no business of the cops.
     
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    I'm confused even more than ever now. <laugh>
     
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  17. Solid Air 2

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    as far as i know there is no way of doing that and how would you know if you haven't been tested ?
     
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    So what's the point of the app then?

    I've been tested by the hospital, albeit that was at least 4 months back now.
     
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  19. Solid Air 2

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    all that report says is that if Plod get a complaint about someone who should be self isolating not doing so they can check the list of confirmed cases to see if they are on it .
    From what i can see the app has nowt to do with this .
     
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    Millions of £ for friends of Tories.
     
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