The Drunk Thread

Potential for a lifetime of **** though.

 

A female friend of mine from back in the day was terrible for going out and getting wasted.
This is part of a conversation we once had.

Luv. Good night?
Girl. No idea I was so drunk I can't remember a thing.
Luv. Seems a waste of a night?
Girl. I suppose, probably a good night though.
Luv. How do you know?
Girl. Woke up with my eyelids stuck closed, had to peel them open.

 

Random question...

If you knew someone as a semi-mate but really you only know them cos you've bought drugs off them in the past.

Would it be immoral to shag their missus? Thing is they're not a proper mate n they treat them like **** anyway. Plus you can tell that she's pissed off with being with a waster n she keeps dropping hints...


Any advice appreciated x

 

Smash her back doors in

 

What happened here??

 

Phone Spazz ...

 

Probably best avoided if all 3 of you are sitting on the same sofa ... happy to help

 

Spoken like a true bloke...

That's not really advice bru. Would have a thought an ex sex God could do better than that...

 

You only live the once buddy

 

Depends on how close to home it is, the likelihood of her using you as a dig in his ribs i.e. telling him, and how big the ****er is.

 

If she dobs you in after Libs, claim you only put the tip in and that doesn't count ... he sounds like he might just buy it

 

@Tobes thanks for keeping this thread alive. Means a lot

 

I doubt she would but even if she did I think it'd probably be worth a whack tbh.

 

That’s that then.

Smash the life out of it.

 

Well that was close and ****ed things right up. Was sat next to her on sofa in my boxers n mateys came home

Luckily he went straight up to pisser which gave me chance to put jeans on...


Well that's ****ed that up then, time to hit up dating apps

 

Mate given lockdown and the fact I've only slept with one girl since February the tip would probably be enough to do the job

 

For ffs, fancy taking her back to their gaff