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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by balkan tiger, Jun 7, 2020.

  1. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    Elon Musks astronaut lands on the moon and sets up base camp.

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  2. Mr Hatem

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    Good. The sausages match my wellies.
     
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  3. Brucebones

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    Strange & deadly creatures expected to pop up from this river!
     
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  4. Ron Burguvdy

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    Day #56 of Coronavirus isolation and Compo is down to his last 6 burnt sausages
    Luckily he thinks of Nora Batty and finds his last unburnt sausage...
     
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  5. tigerscanada

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    What's with a fish barbeque basket and bangers ? Strange combo
     
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  6. Kempton

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    Self isolating? Follow my lead...
     
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  7. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    I said I wanted to go to the sea of tranquillity not a tranquil place<doh>
     
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  8. Ernie Shackleton

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    We have a winner.
     
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  9. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    Not proving to be as popular as I hoped, ah well try another.

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  10. Chazz Rheinhold

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    But Adam promised he was stable!!
     
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    Oh ****
    I've come unstuck
    I've tipped up my truck
    And it was full of muck
    My boss'll think I'm a bit of a schmuck
    But I don't care he can go and suck
    A lemon
    The end
    :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  12. Gone For A Walk

    Gone For A Walk Well-Known Member

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    So, I was just walking along the river bank when I came across a lit fire and a pair of wellies with 2 sawn off legs in them.

    or

    ****, I really miss my holidays abroad.
     
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  13. balkan tiger

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  14. Ron Burguvdy

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    Ah Mr Blofeld I see you detained the suspect...
     
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  15. rovertiger

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    It's the only pussy he's gonna get for a while
     
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  16. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Right boss, 1st Aid lesson 1 done, I've squeezed the puss out...
     
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  17. tigerscanada

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    Sod off. I'm 'avin' a cat nap !
     
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  18. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0159-musicI'll sit where I like,
    I'll sit where I like.
    You've ****ed your bike up,
    And I'll sit where I like.:emoticon-0159-music
     
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  19. Godrevy Buoy

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    Put your paws behind your back !
     
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  20. DMD

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    Cat burglar caught red handed.
     
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