Day #56 of Coronavirus isolation and Compo is down to his last 6 burnt sausages Luckily he thinks of Nora Batty and finds his last unburnt sausage...
Oh **** I've come unstuck I've tipped up my truck And it was full of muck My boss'll think I'm a bit of a schmuck But I don't care he can go and suck A lemon The end
So, I was just walking along the river bank when I came across a lit fire and a pair of wellies with 2 sawn off legs in them. or ****, I really miss my holidays abroad.