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    Just seen a guy in the supermarket pushing a trolley loaded with Paella and San Miguel.

    Yes, Hispanic buying has started again !
     
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    My friends just been shot with a starter pistol.

    Police think it’s race related.....
     
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    I gave the wife a handmade bra that i got from a craft fair, and told her it was made from sheepdog fur.
    "Aww, how sweet" She giggled. "Is that to keep my boobies nice and warm?"
    I said, "No, but it'll round them up and point them in the right direction".
     
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    First served, first come.....
     
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    Can someone tell me why so many ancient battles were fought on tourist sites?
     
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    Found £20 in a Tesco car park.

    I said to myself what would Jesus do.

    So l turned it into wine.
     
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