إِنْ شَاءَ ٱللَّٰهُ I was going to answer that but I didn't want to get told off for breaking the no religion rule. Expect a ticking off el chico malo
I do a spot of shooting myself, it's good fun. I'd rather be in the forests of France shooting wild boar or something else that can be at least presented as vicious, but blowing a hole in a few pheasants or partridges will do.
Nowt like a weekend of legalised culling. Not sure Sir David A. would agree mind. Are there still wild boar in France ? Thought they'd all migrated to N. Italy ? Edit: looks like it's still 2:1 - France:Italy.
I'm not sure I'd kill something for the sake of killing it, in fairness. There has to be a purpose (furs for clothing, meat for pies and roasts, etc). The one exception I'd make to this rule would be pigeons. I think people should be encouraged, from childhood, to slaughter pigeons en masse and in as many different gruesome ways as possible. Kids on their way to school should kick them, people sitting in beer gardens should glass the ****ers, etc. Naturally, this would result in a pile-up of deceased pigeons on the highways and pavements of England, so in response to the avian genocide I desire I would create a team of Pigeon-Corpse-Clearer-Upperers to dispense of the birds' bodies. It would mean a cleaner, greener and more pleasant land all round.
You may well have solved the post Brexit/COVID unemployment problem there Erik. Lateral thinking indeed.
Ha. Your record for bestowing "likes" verges on Scroogeism, but maybe the book has a happier ending ?
