I once started a business supplying trained helper monkeys in Newcastle. Sadly there were problems with hygiene, fleas and the endless screeching ... ... it wasn't fair on the monkeys so I pulled them out.
A christmas decoration to remember the clusterfuck of a year that 2020 was... please log in to view this image
Did you know . . . If you staple enough 'L' plates to a fence in Wales eventually you'll come up with the name of a village!