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  1. Irishshako

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    Shako, the delivery is at your door, she can't ring the bell as she has her hands full.
     
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    No you may die from the fight, when they take your beer off you.
     
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    If one of those Chinky BatFlu marshalls tries taking my beer tomorrow night i'll lay the **** out
     
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    As part of my efforts to integrate with Muslims I invited Muhammad to join our darts team, he was so excited to be invited, explaining he knew nothing about the game, what do I have to do he said, you can go in goal I said.

    Bernard Manning 1995 not me <whistle>
     
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    Those were the days
     
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    Oi mush,im a Hermes courier,grr
     
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    Corrected for you:grin:
     
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    Stay away from Brissy, he's a Herpes carrier:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    I was driving home today when i came to one of those half barrier level crossings, the red lights were flashing and the barriers were on their way down so i pulled up sharply, suddenly a minibus full of peaceful child rapists tried to beat the barriers, they got half way across when a large fully laden goods train hit them, the minibus disintegrated and all the occupants were killed instantly.
    I sat there open mouthed and thought "****in hell, that could easily have been me"

    So, this morning i've sent off my train drivers application form to Network Rail
     
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    You are cruel <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Surely that rash must have cleared up by now, Parsley, mine has. :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    Shhh keep it down everyone's asleep.
     
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    When you get to my age, sleep is a thing of the past. 24 hour nodding offs - that’s what you get.

    And dribbling.
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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