My wife left me today, she says I put sports ahead of our relationship. Very sad, we were together for 6 seasons.
My wife is in A&E after being stung on the forehead by a wasp. Her face is all swollen and bruised but thankfully I got the wasp with my shovel.
Millwall have just announced that with fans no longer being allowed back in October, season ticket sales have been stopped, and Dave and Fred can pop back in for a refund anytime this week.
A source inside Camelot has revealed that a man from New Cross was a recent lottery winner. The lucky man was delighted to announce that he had spent his winnings on a new player for his beloved Millwall. He said: "If my three numbers come up again I'll gladly buy them another!"
I've started to wear a balaclava to bed. If there's a break in the burglars will think I'm part of the team.
I signed up for an assertiveness course. The teacher didn't turn up the first week. The second week the teacher didn't turn up either. When the teacher didn't turn up for the third week I went to the office to complain. They said, "Congratulations you've passed."
Could say the same about millwall, the team you said played you off the park and were going up, turned out to be crap on Sunday, where does that leave you ?