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Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 23, 2020.

  1. pud

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    Like you copying yer mates homework ..


    Or copying the google answer and changing a wee word
     
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  2. GroveRanger

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    'Cos she's a burd and they like to get the last word in.
     
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    :huh:
     
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    It's blatantly obvious too fs her supporters must be fkn mongs
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

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    The 2020 GC golf outing in Loch Lomand is not looking good.
     
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    How do you play golf in a loch anyway? Water golf?
     
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    Water golf sounds like a niche sexual act.
     
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    Well putt.
     
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    Hole in one ... piss straight into the ****
     
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    I understand that the Government wants to try and stop a second spike and to bring down the R number but if you have been in the pub all day and got totally sh.it faced how are you miraculously meant to avoid Coronavirus if you head home at 10pm instead of 11pm? Do the bugs only come out late at night?
     
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    Spot on!

    The Government and the Devolved Governments haven't got a ****ing clue what they are doing, that's why!!
     
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    I think they’ve struck a middle path that will successfully choke off any nascent recovery, whilst simultaneously protecting no one from anything. ****ing genius really
     
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    And if yer well into a session at 10pm , your more likely to all go to someone’s house to continue drinking .

    they hate propel in houses ... how does shutting boozers at 10 stop that !
     
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    I agree, and all the time they do this, other ailments go untreated and/or undiagnosed, and the deaths from other things, such as diseases and suicide increase, as does poverty and unemployment, building up bigger problems for the future.
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

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    Think it's to stop you hugging /kissing and then crying after a skinfull,apparently some people do that @Gambol to confirm.
     
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  20. Gambol

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    Confirmed.
     
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