ITTV members always welcome here

Bump.

Williett & Garry Nelson v welcome.

 

Plus

SeriouslyRidiculous
7OaksHysterical
CaaannnterburyBelgianLovechild
SardonicPeabrain

 

The Assistant Moderator will authorise this immediately.

 

Only 15 posts on ITTV today

Persecution for the only two non believers remaining on the site.

Heretics Willett and Garry Nelson will both find a warm hand on their entrance if joining 606 (unfortunately it will be Elf’s)

 

That is because your assistant is friendly and welcoming, unlike you.

 

Think you'll find that there's more than those two fine and upstanding posters.

 

Namely

 

Not me for sure. I'm ceasing all hostilities

Since they are not leaving I've decided to embrace Roland and Thomas and adopt them as new Charlton mascots.
I was never overly fond of Sir Valiant and Robin, so instead I think we should enjoy the antics of Piggy and Joystick.



Piggy likes to spend his money paying the bills and the staff. He rattles if you shake him, but only because he's still full of shiny pennies even after paying all the wages for six years. Not everybody can get money out of Piggy, but Lee Bowyer has found a way by being very nice to him.

Joystick likes to play with himself most of the time, and now that Steve Gallen does all the work scouting players, Joystick hasn't really got anything to do except take the credit. He's thinking of leaving home when he's a bit older.

 

Just had a DM from an ITTV member ...it’s voyeur Andy B.

“Hi Royston,

Sorry to see you leave ITTV. I didn’t agree with the decision, but Paul has been p1ssed all weekend.

I would be interested in defecting to 606 from ITTV, but on the condition that I am your Deputy as Moderator. I could then take over from you when you retire in 2056

Let me know your thoughts”

Regards,

Fat Andy B

Sorry Andy, but I couldn’t do that to my faithful Deputy ....Elf’s. It would destroy him not to be able to moderate our 7 posts a day.

 

It's less than 7, we cannot moderate our own posts.

 

Never a truer word was spoken

 

F***** me there mate

 

Now now @lardiman we must not mock, the Moderator may do an 'Ivor' on me. Then where can I go?!

 

He wouldn't.

Call me a cynic, but I think that message from Andy B might not be 100% genuine.
I fancy it's a ruse just to keep you from feeling too secure in your role of assistant moderator. Royston doesn't want you getting complacent.

 

you were asking for it.

 

Andy B is now trying to bribe me to join 606.

He’s offered me three 24 cases of Stella.

Apparently that’s what another (Global) Moderator accepts as an inducement?

 

With free speech now banned on ITTV by the Richard Murray bottom feeder, all defections are very welcome

 

SeriouslyRidiculous applied last night.....


I'm still to finish his 1000 words request.

 

@The mighty Elfsborg

Why do the Growbags on ITTV ask Ivor (aka Fat Paul) for takeover news ?

Can't they be bothered to read the Charlton Life takeover thread and then pass it on as "ITK", like he does?

 

The first court appearance was copy/pasted from Charlton Life and stuck on for the apologists to read, it's true.