****e jobs you’ve had

As most on here are in their late 20s , we may have had some **** jobs.

what has been your worst job ?

Me ... warehouse order picker for Christian Salvesen when I was at college ... 6am until 2pm

picking Safeway orders and staking them on pallets

Only perk was driving wee pallet trucks

 

Pulling lobsters out of Jane Mansfield’s arse

 

Suicide Bomber.

Obviously I failed.

 

I picked broccoli in Australia. It wasn't too bad to be honest.

 

Was he your first pick or was he the speccy fat kid left at the end when all the other players had been chosen?

 

Wow!

Safeway!

Fùcking age are you ya auld git!

Bellshill RDC no doubt, horrible place.

 

Late late late late 20s

aye that big warehouse at Righead ...

horrible manky warehouse.

 

I was a diesel fitter in a knicker factory.

 

No such thing as diesel powered knickers. You liar.

 

Diesel fitter;


These will fit her lol

 

Kev's carer for 2 weeks. I quit as the workload was unrealistic.

 

Sorting sacks of laundry in a hospital into piles:
White
Coloured
Soiled

Only lasted a day.

 

Got sacked for stealing the dirty drawers?

 

Soiled Lives Matter

 

I have never had a ****e job, there is no such thing in the eyes of the baby jesus,
Hallelujah,etc etc,
yours sincerely
RL

 

Watermelon farming in Darwin probs

think the accommodation made it worse than it was

 

Can you even swim?

 

No, but he has big melons iirc.

 

classic mon