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What day of the week is it thread

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    I've parked my car on a load of nails hopefully they can fix it in the morning
     
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    They look a dodgy pair to me Rocky. Keep your eye on them
     
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    I am trying Ron but think I have gone blind
     
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    You should see them out jogging in the morning
     
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    I would'nt be blind anymore I would be dead
     
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    I couldn't keep up with them
     
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    THE SILENT TREATMENT
    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

    Men are simply not equipped for these kinds of contests.
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><applause>
     
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