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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    Australia is really only Queensland, but then everybody knows that in Queensland it's beautiful one day and perfect the next.
     
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  2. lifecheshirewhite

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    Not so Beautiful last time I went, cars under water, roads flooded, shopping centres flooded, hotel flooded, and 3 days of torrential rain. Too wet even to be a fish. :angry:
     
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  3. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    We knew you were coming :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    And yet you still left your cars to float around underground carparks, still you must have been impressed how a pom had to show you he kept his hire car safe. ;)
    The hotel balconies filled with water, then flowed through the rooms and into the passage ways, down the lift into the lagoon front entrance, Aussie built <doh>
    Maybe that's why you're good swimmers, it was the best way to get around the hotel.
     
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  5. Irishshako

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    Are there any bl**k sharks, they aren't great swimmers. :grin:
     
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  6. lifecheshirewhite

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    That's why the sharks are so big and fat. <yikes>
     
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  7. Irishshako

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  8. 2020VisionofLeeds

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    yep, true, not anyone could go on those convict ships. You had to earn the right.
     
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  9. brisbane-lion

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    Or in my case, have ten quid to spare. <whistle>
     
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    Yer sure, and being known as the Southwark Strangler is just a coincidence. :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  11. 2020VisionofLeeds

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    Yep my relatives went for that deal, ocean cruise for a tenner a head can’t be bad. They were gutted when they arrived and found it was a one way only ticket.
     
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  12. FORZA LEEDS

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    That’s what they told you :emoticon-0136-giggl just wanted to leave you behind I reckon :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  13. wakeybreakyheart

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  14. lifecheshirewhite

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    Aussies are small time, that's why they like rugby league.
     
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    Brisbane was in chains in the hold singing old man River.
     
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  16. Irishshako

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    I like rugby league, but I'm small(apparently) :grin:
     
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  17. Irishshako

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    No, he was singing to Narcos relative, hold my reefer:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  18. brisbane-lion

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    should have read the fine print, 2020. They could read, couldn't they?
     
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  19. brisbane-lion

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    And the bastards still owe me for the entertainment.
     
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