Australia is really only Queensland, but then everybody knows that in Queensland it's beautiful one day and perfect the next.
Not so Beautiful last time I went, cars under water, roads flooded, shopping centres flooded, hotel flooded, and 3 days of torrential rain. Too wet even to be a fish.
And yet you still left your cars to float around underground carparks, still you must have been impressed how a pom had to show you he kept his hire car safe. The hotel balconies filled with water, then flowed through the rooms and into the passage ways, down the lift into the lagoon front entrance, Aussie built Maybe that's why you're good swimmers, it was the best way to get around the hotel.
Yep my relatives went for that deal, ocean cruise for a tenner a head can’t be bad. They were gutted when they arrived and found it was a one way only ticket.