Everyone needs to stop moaning about a lack of Coronavirus tests. Just drive to Barnard Castle and if you make it, you’re fine.
This is a story to inspire you to reach for your dreams and never ever give up ... Many years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss England 1997 competition. Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Chicken Take Away. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts. But she never stopped believing. And then finally, last month, she was crowned Miss Scotland 2019
wasn't she crowned miss Tyneside before she went on to Scotland just remember a supporter punching her in the face before the horse
A large man walks into a bar and looks for a place to sit. Every stool and table is taken but at the end of the bar is a little man drinking a beer by himself. So, the big man walks up behind him and slaps him across the back of head and he falls to the floor. The little man gets up rubbing his head and yells; "What the **** was that about?!". The big man smiles and says; "That was a karate chop from China." The little man decides to ignore the big man so gets back on his stool. The big man promptly grabs the little man by the shirt and throws him across the room. The little man gets up and yells across the bar; "What the **** was that?!". Again, the big man smiles and says; "That was a judo throw from Japan." The little man screams and storms out of the bar. He comes back about 20 minutes later and sees the big man sitting on HIS bar stool drinking HIS beer. He walks up behind him, jumps up, and smacks him across the back of the head. He drops to the ground unconscious. The entire bar stands in stunned silence and the little man turns to address them; "When he wakes up, tell him that was a crow bar from B&Q."
