Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

Pay me and I'll grass up any c.unt.

 

I’ll definitely be grassing any rule breakers

this isn’t a game it’s life or death

 

Grass thy neighbour. But look the other way while the government breaks international law. What a ****ty ****ing mess the Tories have made of the dis-United Kingdom.

 

Archie goes to the fridge to fetch milk for his morning coffee, realises there is no milk .

"****ING TORY SCUM"

Lol

 

We were supposed to be having a big Halloween shindig but I can guarantee my neighbour would be on the phone to the Old Bill. Shame, I'd already started to get the decorations and that. Will have to wait until next year by which time I am sure my lot would have chored through all the sweets.

 

If a covid msrshall approaches you in the street threatening to give you a fine just repeat these 3 simple words and walk away .

"No speaky English "

 

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https://metro.co.uk/2020/09/14/coro...ning-anyone-with-a-muzzle-from-shop-13224664/

Michael Schneider, 57, who has owned J.Voke Vintage Tearoom in Chichester for five years, claims the pandemic is a ‘hoax’ despite more than 41,000 people dying with the virus in the UK alone.
A sign on the window of his store states that any person wearing a mask – what he refers to as ‘a government muzzle’ – will not be allowed inside. Michael claims people are ‘consenting to Government control’ by following the rules but he admits he will take mask-wearers’ money if they put on a face covering ‘of their own volition’.

You can sit and eat with no mask on, not sure what the big deal is.

 

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Here's some to be going on with.

 

At least there’ll still be food in my fridge, from the allotment, while your next meal is rotting in a container at Calais

 

Active Patriot ffs



I think you’ve finally found someone sadder than you

 

I live in the countryside you dolt

You don't think we grow food in England?

Enjoy your turnips

 

Currently at airport, no muzzle, women says where’s your mask, I said I’m exempt, then she gave me a lanyard so now I’m the only **** in here without a muzzle on.

 

It worked out well for me because my partner was told she had a high temperature after arriving at work last week, we got six days off work whilst she waited to be tested and got the negative results back.

 

Does the lanyard stop you from catching Coronavirus?

I keep a crucifix in my pocket that's probably just as effective as a mask

 

No idea Si. Guess time will tell.

Thoughts and prayers guys.

 

Where you going?

Dominican Republic?

 

Banana Republic.

Oooops, sorry was that racist?

My bad.

 

Lanzarote

 

I’m assuming they are on the “safe” list ... enjoy and stay safe from the deadly virus

Are flights still available for “dangers zones” I.e if you don’t give a **** , can you go abroad to Greece right now ?