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West ham vs the toon

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dr Van Helsing, Sep 2, 2020.

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Result

  1. West ham win

    5 vote(s)
    13.9%

  2. Draw

    2 vote(s)
    5.6%

  3. Toon win

    24 vote(s)
    66.7%

  4. Purple dildo

    5 vote(s)
    13.9%
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  1. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    The short arsed c*nt got that right didn't he?

    Tw@t that he is.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Sep 12, 2020
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Anyone notice we had no sleeve sponsor.

    my guess is it’s for the Saudis but club not wanting to complicate takeover talks right now by flagging we’ve just been sponsored for £100m <laugh>
     
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    We had to leave room for the PL winners badge at the end of this season.
     
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  5. Seabass

    Seabass Well-Known Member

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    Moyes looks like he needs rehydrating
     
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  6. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Bubble blowing bellend.
     
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  7. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Couple of scares in the first half, but that was comfortable. Decent performance and a great result. Cautiously optimistic.
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Get the fook in!
     
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  9. Ben 10

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    Seen healthier looking corpses
     
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  10. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    He was never going to age well.

    90AFDB08-9EA3-4CF2-8488-550AA246E6CB.jpeg
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Sep 12, 2020
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  11. Ben 10

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    #411
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  12. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    ****ing hell lol

    The boy did well all things considered
     
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  13. Ben 10

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    Not sure if he looks worse now or then
     
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  14. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Then
     
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    Imagine ending up in someone's kitchen having a joint with someone that looks like that?
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Sep 12, 2020
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  16. Seabass

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    A joint!? More like a crack pipe!
     
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    Seabass, Sep 12, 2020
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  17. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Loads of Scottish players looked ancient. There was a Twitter page on it I'm going to try and find it
     
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  18. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Before or after you'd had a joint?
     
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  19. Dr Van Helsing

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    I would just keep laughing at his ace
     
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  20. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Before during and after <laugh>
     
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