Bramble - the good news

The good news is the Class A drugs never included speed!

 

it was never going to be speed was it?

"A Premier League footballer was arrested yesterday over an alleged sex attack on a woman in the back of a taxi.

Titus Bramble, 30, was held by officers in the early hours after the cab driver became concerned by the player’s behaviour towards his fellow passenger.

Instead of driving Bramble home, he took the pair straight to a nearby police station and alerted officers.

They then arrested the defender, who earns £40,000 a week playing for Sunderland, on suspicion of sexual assault and possession of a Class A drug."


The witness even drove him to the police station, he's going down!

I wonder if when he asks if he can go home instead of prison and he's told NO, he will accept or even understand it?

 

hahaha bye bye titus say hello to your brother for us

 

He just can't leave it alone can he? He obviously doesn't know what NO means when a female say's it to him. The moron should recieve a heavy fine and be sent down!

 

it was the driver though, we dont know if she is going to press charges, if she does he is screwed, if not he gets away with the sexual assault (if there is any in the first place, he may have just got a bit frisky but she was up for it, just not in the back of a cab), we just dont know what happened in the back of the cab.

the class A drugs is a different matter though.

 

If what i hear of prison etiquette is true then Titus will be going down a hell of a lot!

 

Having been to court recently I know independent witness's are key. If the taxi driver does testify against him he is in deep trouble unless they can prove the witness is unreliable (ie its a set up). As for the drugs if they were found on him he will need some sort of technicality to get off. Now remember he has lots of money so will have a great solicitor, generally people with money get away with stuff like this. The system works great if you have no money or if your have loads of it, its everyone in the middle that is screwed.

I can't see a way out of this for him really unless the money gets him out of it.

 

Titus: So officer, can I go home now?
Officer: No.
Titus:
...

Judge: A further charge has been made against you Mr Bramble, that of sexually assaulting a police officer. How do you plead?
Titus: It wasn't me, it was my brother. I just happened to be with him at the time.
Judge: I have reason to believe that none of that is true.
Titus: You don't believe me?
Judge: No.
Titus:

...

Inmate: So why are you in here bigboy?
Titus: My brother raped a girl whilst I happened to be in the same room then I had a romantic misunderstanding with another lady whilst carrying what I believed to headache tablets and I then found myself in a compromising position with a court judge who seemed to not understand the sport of greek wrestling.
Inmate: You're not lying to me?
Titus: No.
Inmate:

 

Bramble should hope he can control soap better than he controls a football, otherwise he's ****ed, literally he will be ****ed, ****ed hard by some skin head!

 

Taxi for Titus, oh wait.......

 

Quality!

 

speed's class B, just sayin

 

Expert?...........LOL

 

wehey

 

It really doesn't look good for Titus that a taxi driver was so concerned that he felt the need to drop him off at a Police station. Taxi drivers must be used to people necking on in the bac, but he must've thought something pretty awful was going on.

It's a shame some footballers don't see their careers as important enough to not be out clubbing during the week and doing drugs.

 

A brown envelope will change hands full of cash.... Then she will withdraw her statement.. Just you wait and see..

 

Bramble The Good News,


Simple

He aint playing for us today

 

What is Class A, is that the lightest or the heavy gear because if its only a small amount of hash or something I don't see what the problem is.
I know the sex charge is bad but to castigate him for smoking a joint??, come on lads lets get real

 

Actually if you prepare speed for injection it becomes class A. True dat

 

Nothing to do with amounts. More than likely cocaine. Can't see it being heroin!