Match Day Thread Crystal Palace v Southampton, 12th September, 3pm, BT Sport

Djenepo could become a star for us this season but he has to stay fit somehow

 

Also depends on whether he is match fit, he might be sub only.

 

Yep our game is on peacock - just checked.

Cant remember how much NBC Gold was but Peacock premium (with ads but all the sport) is $4.99/month

 

We better put on a display then!

 

I can't see why they NBC have called it that - admittedly it has drama, movies etc on as well as sport too...but Peacock WTF.


EDIT: I apologise. Not Movies, but FILMS

 

Always makes me think of the weather man on Southern Tv from the later 80s .... Chris Peacock.

Used to make me giggle anyway

 

I used to work with a bloke called Chris P Bacon.

 

Perhaps a reference to the many eyes on a peacock’s tail.....or the owner likes peacocks.

Incidentally peacocks are so stupid they can’t even find their way home. I lived 100 yards from a woman who owned a peacock and I was forever calling her to fetch the dumb bird from my drive.

 

Plucky effort.

 

A fancy feather in my cap?

 

No, not schoolboy enough for me.

 

Indeed, nothing to be down about.

 

When I was young, I briefly worked for Russell & Bromley, the shoe shop in Southampton.
I can say, quite categorically, that Chris Peacock had smelly feet.

 

You remember him then? Excellent .

MPs. You sure it was his feet?

 

I hope it was.

Many years later, when I was then working for Sainsbury’s, his colleague James Montgomery was in the store with his “lady friend”, Fiona Richmond/wife, she of risqué, get them out for the boys fame.
They stopped me for information and were extremely patronising. Maybe because I didn’t comment on their then celebrity status.

 

Oooh, this make me think when I worked in a call centre, and a customer was Philip Mycock.

And yep, he introduced himself as Phil

True story btw.

I also talked with Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley and he asked if I was flirting with her (they were on conference with me) and I told him I'd never forgive myself if I hadn't tried.

And then a few years later, Steven Tomkinson tried to chat up my girlfriend so I told him to get to ****, he tried to hit me and I busted him in the chops. Was at a staff forum and he was off his tits on rum n coke if you know what I mean.

 

Smallbone hasn’t been on the bulk up programme yet then.

 

Their old logo was a peacock’s tail. It doesn’t really look like it to me anymore. Seems they could have come up with something better although Disney + isn’t creative either.

 

Thought we’d signed Crouch!

 

I heard an interesting story about him once involving a hospital and a toothbrush inserted somewhere....