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  1. Sucky

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    Two slags in the room and he's got his arm around a male lapdancer, <laugh> #poofs
     
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    ****ing himself dry because a United player got done for shagging a slag ^
     
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    From the lad who used to cry at Comm for **** jokes. <laugh>
     
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    The bet he lost has affected him so badly, Mason just kept banging them in and his mental health went to ****, now his dreams have all come true
     
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    please log in to view this image

    :D
     
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    <rofl> If that was trent you'd be sitting in a puddle of jizz about now. <laugh>
     
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    If that was Trent there’d have been no girls there bro.
     
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    Please man, they'd be pregnant by now:bandit:
     
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    He’d have probably tried to bang then from 60 yards away, then cried.
     
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    Astro’s been quiet, I wonder if he’s been autograph hunting at the England hotel. Asking Trent if he can guide him into his own mother in exchange for a selfie.
     
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    I agree bro. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

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    Ok Matthew.
     
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    #rattled
     
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    Ok Skylarker.
     
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    Not even 24hours @Tel <laugh>

    Manchester United striker Mason Greenwood has issued the following statement...

    “Having now had the chance to reflect on what’s happened, I can only apologise to everyone for the embarrassment I have caused.
    “It was irresponsible of me to break the COVID-19 protocols which are in place to protect players, staff and the public.

    Mason Greenwood made his senior England debut at the weekend.
    “In particular, I want to apologise to Gareth Southgate, for letting him down, when he had shown great trust in me.

    “Playing for England was one of the proudest moments in my life and I only have myself to blame for this huge mistake.

    “I promise my family, the fans, Manchester United and England that this is a lesson I will learn from.”
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

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    ****ing hell your life bro.
     
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    <laugh>

    Wha gwan bro you good?
     
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    Was before I was told the house we are buying has fallen through cos the seller can’t find a new house they can afford. Useless ****s.
     
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    Sorry to hear that bruv did yous have your heart set on it kinda thing?

    I been boxing in some pipes in the bathroom this morning, gonna give it a quick lick of paint and then go get some soil for some house plants the mrs bought home yesterday. Or might go get the soil 1st actually then I can bun a spliff while I paint. Yeh thats the plan.
     
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