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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. azzuriswan

    azzuriswan Well-Known Member

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    but the shot missed
     
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    azzuriswan, Aug 31, 2020
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    and instead hit the
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 31, 2020
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  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    town feeling like a
     
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  4. azzuriswan

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    tornado had blown through
     
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    From the toilet door
     
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    of 'Azafs Vindaloo Emporium'
     
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  7. azzuriswan

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    because they needed ro
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    ro ro your boat
     
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  9. azzuriswan

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    across the road from
     
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    azzuriswan, Sep 2, 2020
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  10. kiwiqpr

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    Hells a long one
     
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    to travel to when
     
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    only wearing a mankini
     
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    made of synthetic cabbage
     
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    stolen from Alan Titchmarsh
     
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    who hid it carefully
     
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    could sell it to
     
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    Ride down to the
     
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    Houses of Parliament where
     
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