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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    What's the difference between a set of bagpipes and an onion?
    No-one cries when you chop up the bagpipes!
     
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    Spelunking?
     
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    Shameless Stephen Fry rip-off

    A young blonde woman is walking down the road when she sees a team of workmen digging up the pavement and notices one of them has the letters L and R painted onto his boots. She asks the man why he has letters on his boots to which he replies "To be sure it is to help me when I get dressed of a morning and I get the boots on the right way around" The blonde thinks for a while and smiles back at the workman & says "That must be why my knickers have C&A on them!"

    Spat my tea out when he did that gag on QI.
     
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    Having purchased Dykes it was inevitable that QPR would sign a Dickie to redress the balance.
     
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    A polar bear asked his dad if he was sure he was a polar bear.

    Dad said he was and asked why he asked.

    "Cos I'm f**k**g freezing"



    A son asked his father, "Dad are we pyromaniacs?"

    The father replied, "Yes we arson."
     
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