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  1. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    wouldn’t have helped my snapped one Saturday! All sorted by Saturday pm though and 33 miles yesterday and 47 this morning.
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Someone threw Sodium Chloride at me this morning.

    I yelled, “That’s a salt!”
     
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    I used to work in a shoe recycling factory... It was sole destroying
     
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  4. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Cobblers! I don’t believe you.
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    I tried writing jokes about the periodic table...

    ... but I realised I wasn’t quite in my element.
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    What should you do if nobody laughs at your Chemistry jokes?

    Keep telling them until you get a reaction.




    I’ll stop now. :)
     
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    Do you need a current licence to drive an electric car?
     
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    What time do electricians finish work?...
    Ohm time!
     
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    I was walking back from the shop with some eggs, flour and milk, when some guy started a fight with me! So I battered him
     
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    I applied to join the Tommy Cooper Appreciation Society - they accepted me just like that
     
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    63FC4A49-19B5-4EC3-AD5A-ACC28004B6E3.jpeg
     
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    Yer lucky they didn't also throw the battery
     
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    Two chemists walk into a bar.
    They are greeted by the barmaid, who is an unstable peroxide blond
    One says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.

    Indeed, and ...
    “Its chemistry is dominated by the nature of its unstable peroxide bond”

    Geddit? :bandit:
     
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    when you have to explain a joke.....
     
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    shoot_spiderman Power to the People

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    True, but that’s rich coming from the guy who started this with a joke that was intended to be rather opaque shall we say <laugh>

    I thought the boffins might get it
    Whadda I know? :rolleyes:
     
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    Just seen the grave of the oldest man who ever lived. 167,can you believe it ?
    Miles from London his name was.......
     
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  17. fatletiss

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    Watched all episodes now. Incredible piece of work. It also re-enforced my feeling of what a complete an utter cock up that was.

    It showed several different view points (I always like that). The evil and the logic to Saddam; those genuinely in favour of each side(s) and of course the underlying message that once again, Western culture isn’t right for the whole world.

    The NY Times journalist was excellent.

    thanks for steering me to that.
     
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    You're very welcome mate. He was great, and thoroughly impacted by it all (as was everyone there).

    You see what I mean that it should be shown in all US and UK schools?!
     
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    I may be starting in the wrong place, but I’ve guided some of the lads I know to watch it. One will. One will watch part of it. The rest will just say that they’re f%#king mental over there and deserve what they get. I’ll bite. The whole whatsapp group will kick off again. :(

    still, at least I don’t do it on here anymore :)
     
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    This kind of humour doesn’t need explaining. Sound on.

     
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