A man in his 40s meets up with an old school mate, and says "so how's life mate . . . . you got a wife? family?" His mate says" yeah mate, I've got a lovely wife, been married 21 years now, and have 11 boys." The man goes "wow 11 boys? You could have your own football team. I got divorced last year, and my wife took the house and got custody of our 18 girls" "18 girls?" his mate says . . . . you could have your own golf course"
Sorry if I've missed something on here, Is @mrs em karen dent on rtg ? Has grandpops passed away ? Asking so i can put things into perspective and pass on condolences.
Very small, with a strong scent of urine. Bedding was disgusting and the food was slops. Very cramped with nothing to all day, although the sex with the staff at night was a bonus. Would not recommend, far nicer places to go on holiday. Harry Mcguire's trip advisor review.
I love the first proper drink of the day. I love the tinkle of ice in the glass, and how the gin swirls around it. I love the fizz of the tonic as I pour it, and the splash of the lemon slice. I love the moment when I sit back, relax, sip it and reflect on the wonders of life. But the wife always ruins it, carping about "there's work to be done" and "you're drinking too much." For f*ck sake, why is she even up at 6am?
"Pint of beer, please." "There you go. £3.90." "Thanks. Erm, is there room to put some lemonade in with it?" "Yeah, sure." "Well...fill it with f*cking beer, then."
Ah, sorry I don't frequent the board enough to spot everything that goes on, A late RIP to grandpops and condolences to all his friends and family.
