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  1. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    As long as Godders behaves, yes.
     
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  2. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Never been known but I assure you I will be trying..
     
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    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    Godders is going to be trying...quelle surprise <laugh>
     
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  4. saintrichie123

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    Two pebbles on a beach, first one says “Are you married?"

    Second one replies, “No I'm shingle."
     
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  5. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Love this joke....you rock
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Are you shore?
     
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  7. SaintMarv

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    Why was the sand wet?
    Because the Seaweed
     
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  8. SaintMarv

    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    It would a pier so
     
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  9. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Good reef, of course I am.
     
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  10. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    I am not prepared to be tide into this run of seaside puns.

    It is 4.16 and I have stayed up all night to see where the sun went and it has just dawned on me.
     
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    St. Luigi Scrosoppi, Aug 18, 2020
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  11. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    The place is awash with puns
     
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  12. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    If anybody else enjoys racist idiots being punched, it’s worth searching Billy Steele on Twitter.
     
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  13. saintrichie123

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    Bought a new shrub trimmer today. I proudly it showed to my son. "Check this out!" I said.

    He replied, "That's great dad."

    I said, "It's cutting hedge technology!"
     
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  14. SaintMarv

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    I saw a fella busking earlier. He was playing Dancing Queen on a didgeridoo. I thought that's aboriginal
     
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    did that at the start of lockdown!!
     
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  16. SaintMarv

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    I haven't got a didgeridoo but it might've done
     
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    tomw24 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    What the hell I've received a confidential file from Bournemouth FC in my emails!
     
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  18. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    Oh do tell!
     
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  19. tomw24

    tomw24 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I haven't read the file. Not long after I got that email I got an email from the head of IT at Bournemouth saying an email account had been hacked and not to open the file. So I did the correct thing and deleted the email.
     
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  20. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    That’s fair enough. It might have contained malware anyway!
     
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