Match Day Thread The (Everlasting) South Coast Derby Tuesday 24/09/19 KO 7:45pm

Not aimed at you PL, but because Saints Four-skinned Pompey on that glorious September evening, does that make your lot a useless bunch of pricks?

I think it might.

 

I just keep getting alerts for this thread and every now and then, my overwhelming sense of curiosity compels me to look.

 

And you have had four alerts recently four nothing at all

 

Kinda wish we'd lost 5-0. Would have been harder for you to make your terrible puns with

 

We''do that next time

 

Wanna hi 5 then

 

Nothing to do with your sense of sensibility Pomps, this is four our amusement.

 

She

 

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, once I caught a fish alive, ....

 

6,7,8,9,10 then it dropped down two leagues again

 

In cricketing terms a five four.

 

The Pompey chairman was looking out of the window in his office at Fratton Park when he saw an old lady struggling with her heavy shopping. He said excuse me love can you manage? The old lady replied F*ck off I don't want the job.

 

And now they're staying down, who the **** is laughing now.

 

As far as I can tell
Not that tw*t with the f*cking bell

 

Shame, no sense of humour our fishy friends.

 

I had to edit that last bit. Sort of fitting I had to go to tools to edit it.

 

Some Portsmouth fans would argue a random woman shopping at Tesco would be a better manager than Jackett.

 

Here's an alert for you Lapras.

 

You don't actually expect me to click play on that video do you...?

 

I wouldn't if I was you, "It's got 4-0 written all over it!"