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What day of the week is it thread

Discussion in 'Wycombe' started by Guywanderer, Mar 15, 2020.

  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?

    His goal: transcend dental medication.
     
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    That looks good. Can I have one?
     
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    I think I actually want one. Trouble is our streets are full of bleddy grockles at the minute so there wouldn't be room to drive it. Just a thought if I went shopping on that I could get away without paying. There is no way they could catch me if I just legged it out the door.
     
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    Our new kit for next season will be revealed tomorrow, i've seen a teaser on Twitter and my first reaction was wtf? I gues it may look better when we can see the whole shirt tomorrow.
     
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    Same round here the Grockles have filled thecar parks they are everywhere
     
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    Must be the hot weather bringing out lots of lizards but I think you may be mistaking wall lizards for geckos <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    I think I'm gonna hire a winnebago and drive it down to the west country and park it in greeny's drive for a week ,do you think he would mind <laugh>
     
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    Best of luck with that one I don't have a drive. You could use the one next door. He doesn't park his car on it he prefers to use the pavement outside my house.
     
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    It's not good we need the swan back. <yikes><yikes>
     
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    When you think of some kits it is quite sedate really apart from the away goalkeeper shirt
     
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    Any chance of being at Wembley on the 31st May
     
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    Just got back from the hospital.

    They reckon I might have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

    But at the moment it's hard to say.
     
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    What's with the barcode? At least it reminded me i need to go to Tesco tomorrow morning <laugh><laugh>
     
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    I might learn to swim, or drown in the process
     
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    The problem is that the bloody frogs keep these ones and send us the ones they don't want
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Just to let everyone know, I had the Russian Covid19 vaccination yesterday and can tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki Трамп победит, демократы сосут задницу.
     
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